Write to Savannah
Is your life in shambles? Are you in serious need of expert, well-grounded, empathetic advice to get yourself back on track?
Well, friend, you are in the wrong place.
Nonetheless, we invite you to use this form to write to Savannah for help with any problems, from romantic entanglements to interior decorating to tax evasion strategies.
Please understand all letters become the property of Savannah Says, which means by clicking “submit” you agree to assign all copyright interest to Savannah, her heirs, assigns, drinking buddies, and random hangers-on in perpetuity, etc., as well as giving the entire office staff a good guffaw as we pass your letter around the office while mocking the trivial nature of your problems compared to our own. For additional boring legal details, visit the Terms page.
If you’re really feeling feisty, you can even sign your real name, but Savannah Says cannot be responsible for the subsequent trolling and social media humiliation that might ensue.