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This site is provided for entertainment purposes only. You certify that you do have a sense of humor and understand the concepts of mocking, making fun of, and ridiculing. In addition, you promise not to undertake any of the "how-to" articles on the site, because the articles lose their entertainment value when someone puts their own eye out. Understood?
All correspondence becomes the property of Elizabeth Hanes. She may publish correspondence, not publish it, or show it around to friends and mock you behind your back. In addition, she retains the right to use your correspondence in any subsequent electronic or print collections which may or may not be published based on this column and/or the contents of this site. So don't come suing us for copyright infringement when you see your brilliant work of art published in our book ten years from now.
If you're reading this and you're under the age of 13, shame on you! Don't you have homework to do or something?
We will not knowingly accept correspondence from anyone under the age of 13, in order to comply with the pertinent United States laws governing internet usage by those under age 13. However, given that we require no personal information to be provided in order to access the site or send correspondence, we may not be able to tell if a writer is under age 13. If we inadvertently publish any correspondence from a child under age 13, we will immediately remove it upon notification by the child's legal guardian.
We are not responsible for any damages, consequential or inconsequential, arising from your use of this site. Although, frankly, as long as you don't try any of the how-to stuff at home, we're pretty sure the issue of damages is a moot point.
These terms and conditions may change from time to time, especially if we ever make enough money to hire some really good lawyers. We're not responsible for notifying you of any changes to the Terms and Conditions, so it's best if you stop by this page occasionally to see what's new.